I want candy
Bubblegum and taffy
Skip to the sweet shop with my sweet heart Sandy
Got my pennies saved, so I'm her sugar daddy
I'm her Hume Cronyn and she's my Jessica Tandy
I want candy

Put it in a pile
Split it wit my biddy, 50-50 down the line
Kinda like close encounters of the cavity kind
Talkin' licorice kisses
Talkin' chocodile smiles
I want candy
I got a sugar tooth
Put on your shin guards, Sandy, 'cuz I wanna knock boots
Lick the peppermint stick 'til the lollipop droops
Gumdrops that don't stop 'til the lip locks loose

Candy....Candy

I need candy
Bubblegum and taffy
Get in my way punk, you're gonna get your ass beat, nasty
Do it 'til your dad sees
Embarrass your whole family
Just because you came between a kid and his candy
I need candy
Any kind'll do
Don't care if it's nutritious or FDA approved
It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze
A hyperactive juice that only I can produce
That fuels a giant drill
Bores straight into hell
Releasin' ancient demons from their sleep forever spell
So they can walk upon the earth and get resituated
And hawk the diet pills that the Pee Pants has created

I need candy
Want some candy
Eat candy 'til I'm dead
I'll kill you for some candy
Give me candy, candyhead
Where you keepin' all the candy?
Who made you candy king?
If you don't give me some candy, I will make the ladies sing

Candy in the mornin'
Candy on the way to school
Candy at school, at lunch, and the afternoon
Candy at school, on the way home from school
Candy at dinner, at dinner, whoo-hoo

Mess up the mix, Mix up the mess. Come on down, yo, Here's the address:
Said 612 Wharf Avenue, Right next to the gentlemen's club

This is your left, and that's your left.
This is your left. That's your left!
This is your right, and that's your right.
This is your right. That's your right!

This is your left, and that's your left.
This is your left. That's your left!
This is your right, and that's your right.
This is your right. That's your right!

That's your left, and that's your right.

This is your left, and that's your left.
This is your left, and that's your left.
This is your left. That's your left.
That's your left, and that's your left.

Left.
Right.

Lean to your left.
Lean to your right.
Lean to your left.
Uh-uh, that's your right.
Lean to your right.
Hey, you got it right!

That's your left, and that's your right.

This is your left, and that's your left.
This is your left. That's your left!
This is your right, and that's your right.
This is your right. That's your right!

This is your left, and that's your left.
This is your left. That's your left!
This is your right, and that's your right.
This is your right. You're gonna die!

Scientific studies have confirmed that 98% of people CANNOT read the following phrases out loud one after another without making a single mistake:

This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is a cat.
This is retard cat.
This is busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
This is seconds cat.


Now try reading the 3rd word of every phrase.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

congrats cave you figured it out

I wuz just helping atlantis figure it out

oh ya btw
congrats atlantis u didnt figure it out.

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yea definitely only about 20 seconds.

I'm just quick like that, just as quick as this post response.

12 seconds:)

imma jus help out.