A lady shoots her husband.
She holds him under water for five minutes.
She then hangs him.
They later go out and enjoy a nice dinner together.

Can you figure out how?
I will wub you if you find the answer.

She takes a picture of him "shoots", goes to a dark room and puts the photo of "him" underwater then hangs the photo of "him" and then they go eat!

Heard this one b4 >;D

Roob you ruined the fun. As I would say when I was 3



YOU PARTY POOPER!

Above is an image of a party pooper.

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?


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Can you get this one?

Nope, no clue. D:

The answer is ... ANTMAN.

"I turn polar bears white"
Antman paints polar bears.

"and I will make you cry"
If you look at Antman, you will cry at his ugly faec.

"I make guys have to pee"
Antman gives guys water.

"and girls comb their hair"
Antman messes up girls' hair so they have to comb em.

"I make celebrities look stupid"
Antman sits on celebrities so they look stupid.

"and normal people look like celebrities"
Antman sits on normal people so they look like celebrities.

"I turn pancakes brown"
Antman makes pancakes.

"and make your champane bubble"
Antman farts in your champagne, causing bubbles to rise.

"If you sqeeze me, I'll pop"
Of course if you squeeze Antman he will pop.

"If you look at me, you'll pop"
If you look at Antman you'll cry, then pop.

Ok so it's either me (essence) or pressure

Solve this:
What has 7 letters?
What proceded god?
What is greater than god?
What is more evil than the devil?
What do poor people have?
What do rich people need?
If you it it you will die.

Good Luck.
Ps.Fire knows the answer so please don't be a party pooper.

N-O-T-H-I-N-G

T-H-E-R-O-O-B

Lol that one wa a little easy.so many people have heard it.

There are 3 doors like these

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and behind 2 of the doors there is a goat and in the other there is a car.

You pick a door, then the game show host reveals a door with a goat.
Yellow is yours.
Red is the goat.
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He gives you the option to swap doors with the remaining one. Do you take it? Why or why not? Or does it even matter?

It does matter. This is called the Monty Hall problem. In school I had to program an algorithm to randomly go over this situation with 10000 different scenarios. Enough said.

I won't give away the complete answer.

The answer to that stupid one with the "96% of professors were retards and couldnt guess it!" is time, and the explanation is really stupid and rhymes. as for that door one, i would think that it doesnt matter, because its 50/50 whether or not you got a goat, but Im guessing theres more to it.