Riddles!!

This topic is here just to put some fun riddles for the rest of the clan to solve.

I guess this is my first:

A guy is in a room which leads you to Hell or Heaven. There are two doors, one leads to hell, the other to heaven. Both doors look exactly the same. There are two guardians. They look exactly the same, but one of them is a complete liar, and the other always tells the truth. You can only ask them one question. What is the question that would ensure 100% chance of going to heaven?

meh, i dint think 2 hard but, assuming that the liar wants you to go to hell
and he's the guardian to the door to hell
ask
' which is the door to hell ? '

vyrus@ubuntu wrote:

meh, i dint think 2 hard but, assuming that the liar wants you to go to hell
and he's the guardian to the door to hell
ask
' which is the door to hell ? '

The liar always tell the opposite of the truth, and the other one always tells the truth.

-theMbaude wrote:

This topic is here just to put some fun riddles for the rest of the clan to solve.

I guess this is my first:

A guy is in a room which leads you to Hell or Heaven. There are two doors, one leads to hell, the other to heaven. Both doors look exactly the same. There are two guardians. They look exactly the same, but one of them is a complete liar, and the other always tells the truth. You can only ask them one question. What is the question that would ensure 100% chance of going to heaven?

Ask: ``Is it true that either you are the liar or the door behind you leads to heaven, but not both at the same time?''

linux26 wrote:

-theMbaude wrote:

This topic is here just to put some fun riddles for the rest of the clan to solve.

I guess this is my first:

A guy is in a room which leads you to Hell or Heaven. There are two doors, one leads to hell, the other to heaven. Both doors look exactly the same. There are two guardians. They look exactly the same, but one of them is a complete liar, and the other always tells the truth. You can only ask them one question. What is the question that would ensure 100% chance of going to heaven?

Ask: ``Is it true that either you are the liar or the door behind you leads to heaven, but not both at the same time?''

I don't know about that... Do you guys want to know the answer?

What will the other guy say if I ask him "which door leads to heaven"?

-Truth Teller points to - hell door, copying the liar
-Liar points to - hell door, opposing truth teller

whats all this heaven and hell stuff, youre supposed to be lost on an island and you come to a crossroads where you find two brothers, and one sends you to the city and the other sends you to the wilderness, and the lying stuff.

TheRoob wrote:

What will the other guy say if I ask him "which door leads to heaven"?

-Truth Teller points to - hell door, copying the liar
-Liar points to - hell door, opposing truth teller

Rooby got it!

Ok another one, and this is easy:

I am pure. I stand tall and strong. But I become smaller as I grow. What am I?

-theMbaude wrote:

TheRoob wrote:

What will the other guy say if I ask him "which door leads to heaven"?

-Truth Teller points to - hell door, copying the liar
-Liar points to - hell door, opposing truth teller

Rooby got it!

Eat shit, so have I.

-theMbaude wrote:

Ok another one, and this is easy:

I am pure. I stand tall and strong. But I become smaller as I grow. What am I?

Mbaud's penis.

linux26 wrote:

-theMbaude wrote:

Ok another one, and this is easy:

I am pure. I stand tall and strong. But I become smaller as I grow. What am I?

Mbaud's penis.

F1

seb0910 wrote:

whats all this heaven and hell stuff, youre supposed to be lost on an island and you come to a crossroads where you find two brothers, and one sends you to the city and the other sends you to the wilderness, and the lying stuff.

You do know the version you herd isn't the right one I hope. Really their are so many forms of it that there is no right one. When I first herd this It was Their are two doors one leads to heaven and one leads to hell. Each door is guarded by a computer one tells the truth one tells the opposite of the truth. How do you get to heaven?

i have heard many versions, and they are all the same. none involved heaven, hell, or a door. it was always a road and two brothers

linux26 wrote:

-theMbaude wrote:

TheRoob wrote:

What will the other guy say if I ask him "which door leads to heaven"?

-Truth Teller points to - hell door, copying the liar
-Liar points to - hell door, opposing truth teller

Rooby got it!

Eat shit, so have I.

-theMbaude wrote:

Ok another one, and this is easy:

I am pure. I stand tall and strong. But I become smaller as I grow. What am I?

Mbaud's penis.

Oh, did I turn on your fetish for small dicks? I wouldn't know.

But no, the answer is "A Candle."

Ok here's another one:
The rungs of a 10 foot ladder attached to a ship are 1 foot apart. If the water is rising at the rate of one foot an hour how long will it take until the water covers over the ladder?

hehehhe...

-theMbaude wrote:

But no, the answer is "A Candle."

Ok here's another one:
The rungs of a 10 foot ladder attached to a ship are 1 foot apart. If the water is rising at the rate of one foot an hour how long will it take until the water covers over the ladder?

hehehhe...

never, assuming the ship isn't sinking

could happen if theirs a huge wave or something.

doesnt it depend on WHERE the ladder is attached to the ship? is it on the side of the ship, or retardedly sticking off of the highest point on the ship (hey, with mbaud, who knows)

seb0910 wrote:

doesnt it depend on WHERE the ladder is attached to the ship? is it on the side of the ship, or retardedly sticking off of the highest point on the ship (hey, with mbaud, who knows)

yes i was thinking about that, say if the ladder was attached to the side of the keel...

i was thinking of it sticking straight up off the top of that giant wooden pole where the lookout is (whenever someone says ship i think pirate ship)

-theMbaude wrote:

But no, the answer is "A Candle."

Candles don't grow...

linux26 wrote:

Goober wrote:

-theMbaude wrote:

But no, the answer is "A Candle."

Candles don't grow...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candle_bush

but does it get smaller as it grows?

vyrus@ubuntu wrote:

-theMbaude wrote:

But no, the answer is "A Candle."

Ok here's another one:
The rungs of a 10 foot ladder attached to a ship are 1 foot apart. If the water is rising at the rate of one foot an hour how long will it take until the water covers over the ladder?

hehehhe...

never, assuming the ship isn't sinking

Well... yeah... But the real answer is :Never, because as the water is rising, the ship is too. Basically the same thing.

Ok another one!
Counting one number per second twenty-four hours per day, how long would it take to count to a billion?

-theMbaude wrote:

vyrus@ubuntu wrote:

-theMbaude wrote:

But no, the answer is "A Candle."

Ok here's another one:
The rungs of a 10 foot ladder attached to a ship are 1 foot apart. If the water is rising at the rate of one foot an hour how long will it take until the water covers over the ladder?

hehehhe...

never, assuming the ship isn't sinking

Well... yeah... But the real answer is :Never, because as the water is rising, the ship is too. Basically the same thing.

Ok another one!
Counting one number per second twenty-four hours per day, how long would it take to count to a billion?

One second, if you start at 999,999,999.

amg not a riddle dats sum lame calculation =((((((((