Oy m8

>be me
>beta as {ACR} is cool
>tfw no friends
>tfw no gf
>cousin tells me about this game called tremulous
>start playing
>join ACR
>everyday after school look forward to playing with ACR friends
>slowly stop playing as trem dies
>no longer play
>try to make friends and get life
>too beta
>develop schizophrenia
>sit in room alone all day
>cute girl scout comes to house
>says she has graham crunch, thin mints, and samoas
>"I'll have a box of graham crunch, how much do I owe you?"
>girls scout leans over and says "I need about tree fiddy"
>realize girl scout was actually a 500 foot crustacean from paleozoic era
>god damn loch ness monster

So how have you been ACR? If anyone reads this, that is. Add me on xbox live if you want: Patterball

k

{ACR}FireFox wrote:

k

What the {ACR} is cool did you just {ACR} is cool say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the {ACR} is cool out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my {ACR} is cool words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, {ACR} is cool. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re {ACR} is cool dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your {ACR} is cool tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re {ACR} is cool dead, kiddo.

*Proceeds to punch safari in the uterus and backflip into the sewers

Proceeds to chop off Firefox's torso and skullphuck him. We need to talk again fgt.

{ACR}FireFox wrote:

k

rofl