Quote of the Day

I am going to post a Quote here EVERYDAY WOOOOO!

[The television is] an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.

What you will do matters. All you need is to do it.

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001), "Last Chance to See"


Never miss a chance to keep your mouth shut.
Robert Newton Peck, 'A Day No Pigs Would Die'

Be substantially great in thyself, and more than thou appearest unto others.
Sir Thomas Browne (1605 - 1682), 'Christian Morals,' 1716

A gift in season is a double favor to the needy.
Publilius Syrus (~100 BC), Moral Sayings, 100 B.C.

Therefore search and see if there is not some place where you may invest your humanity.
Albert Schweitzer (1875 - 1965)

I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
Jerome K. Jerome (1859 - 1927), "Three Men in a Boat", 1889

A discovery is said to be an accident meeting a prepared mind.
Albert Szent-Gyorgyi (1893 - 1986)
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If you would marry suitably, marry your equal.
Ovid (43 BC - 17 AD)

It isn't kind to cultivate a friendship just so one will have an audience.
Lawana Blackwell, The Courtship of the Vicar's Daughter, 1998

A runners creed: I will win; if I cannot win, I shall be second; if I cannot be second, I shall be third; if I cannot place at all, I shall still do my best.
Ken Doherty

EDIT: Uh, why'd it split into 2 posts? O_o

ßleh wrote:

I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
Jerome K. Jerome (1859 - 1927), "Three Men in a Boat", 1889

A discovery is said to be an accident meeting a prepared mind.
Albert Szent-Gyorgyi (1893 - 1986)
]
If you would marry suitably, marry your equal.
Ovid (43 BC - 17 AD)

It isn't kind to cultivate a friendship just so one will have an audience.
Lawana Blackwell, The Courtship of the Vicar's Daughter, 1998

A runners creed: I will win; if I cannot win, I shall be second; if I cannot be second, I shall be third; if I cannot place at all, I shall still do my best.
Ken Doherty

EDIT: Uh, why'd it split into 2 posts? O_o

learn from the bold letters ppl this one should be taken note of...

XD

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant: if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome.

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

''I think, therefor I am''

-theMbaude wrote:

''I think, therefor I am''

I spell-check, therefore I don't screw up a very popular Descartes quote.

XDXDXDXDXD

+1 internet

Cogito Ergo Nom, I think therefore I Nom!!!

linux26 wrote:

-theMbaude wrote:

''I think, therefor I am''

I spell-check, therefore I don't screw up a very popular Descartes quote.

Err, I screwed up the the ''therefor'' by missing out the E? Because if not, i have no idea what you are talking about.


But screw Descartes, I'm sticking with Socrates. ''All men's souls are immortal, but the souls of the righteous are immortal and divine.''

that makes u an immortal pain?
jk

uh....no? Dont really get your point lol

A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains.

like enough you wont be glad
when they come to hang you lad [as in boy]
but bacons not the only thing
thats cured by hanging from a string

random statements of the day
quotes by Woody Paige, Denver Post Columnist
-what happened to humpty dumpty was NOT an accident >.>

-chicken little was a victim of fowl play

:Lad wrote:

random statements of the day

-what happened to humpty dumpty was NOT an accident >.>

-chicken little was a victim of fowl play

Okay I liked those

Random Statements of the Day -

If you can read this, thank your teacher.

It's as bad as you think, and they are out to get you.

Have patience with all things, but chiefly have patience with yourself. Do not lose courage in considering your own imperfections but instantly set about remedying them - every day begin the task anew.

Every man is guilty for the good he didn't do

Time cools, time clarifies; no mood can be maintained quite unaltered through the course of hours.

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm.