Riddles!!

soz for double post


but i has a riddle 4 u.

wut da fudge is dis? /me senses clan hopperness

TheRoob wrote:

soz for double post


but i has a riddle 4 u.

wut da fudge is dis? /me senses clan hopperness

Well, we allow multiclanning, no?

Shes gone... yeah... And for goob: A candle melts?

Ok fine, heres another riddle, with no math (linux thats wrong ):
I end the race. I am the beginning of the end. The start of eternity and the end of space. There are two of me in Heaven and one in hell. I am in water, fire, sunshine and darkness. I am the beginning of earth and the end of life. What am I?

Good Luck.

E


win.

What is greater than God, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it, you shall die?

TheRoob wrote:

E


win.

DAmit! How did you figure that one out!

And goober: Nothing.

Ill think of another riddle later. Still cant believe you got it though...

My friend just told me this one, lets see if you can do it:
A man is found dead in an alley. He has a gun in one hand and a tape recorder in the other. The cop picks up the recorder and hits play. This is the message he hears. "I've had enough. It is time to take my life." Then he hears a gunshot. Instead of a suicide report, the cop files a homicide report. Why?

Good luck.

Dead men can't rewind tape recorders.

Here's one

They're black and red.
They pack your bread.
They move your bundle full steam ahead.
They make sure that siad is said.
What are they?

:Lad wrote:

Dead men can't rewind tape recorders.

Here's one

They're black and red.
They pack your bread.
They move your bundle full steam ahead.
They make sure that siad is said.
What are they?

Grrrr...

:Lad wrote:

Dead men can't rewind tape recorders.

Here's one

They're black and red.
They pack your bread.
They move your bundle full steam ahead.
They make sure that siad is said.
What are they?

Checkers, a Checker at the checkout, baggage checker, and a spell checker.

How about this one:

A man lives in an apartment on the 50th floor. Every morning he takes the elevator down to the first floor for work. Every evening, he takes the elevator to the 45th floor and walks the remaining 5 flights of stairs. In bad weather, he takes the elevator straight to the 50th floor. Why?

Goober wrote:

What is greater than God, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it, you shall die?

NOTHING!

Goober wrote:

:Lad wrote:

Dead men can't rewind tape recorders.

Here's one

They're black and red.
They pack your bread.
They move your bundle full steam ahead.
They make sure that siad is said.
What are they?

Checkers, a Checker at the checkout, baggage checker, and a spell checker.

How about this one:

A man lives in an apartment on the 50th floor. Every morning he takes the elevator down to the first floor for work. Every evening, he takes the elevator to the 45th floor and walks the remaining 5 flights of stairs. In bad weather, he takes the elevator straight to the 50th floor. Why?

hes short so he can only reach 45 but when it rains he pushes 50 with his umbrella

-theMbaude wrote:

My friend just told me this one, lets see if you can do it:
A man is found dead in an alley. He has a gun in one hand and a tape recorder in the other. The cop picks up the recorder and hits play. This is the message he hears. "I've had enough. It is time to take my life." Then he hears a gunshot. Instead of a suicide report, the cop files a homicide report. Why?

Good luck.

also he could have been holding a squirtgun XD

-theMbaude wrote:

(linux thats wrong )

Kindly {ACR} is cool off.

still havent found it out eh?

-theMbaude wrote:

vyrus@ubuntu wrote:

-theMbaude wrote:

But no, the answer is "A Candle."

Ok here's another one:
The rungs of a 10 foot ladder attached to a ship are 1 foot apart. If the water is rising at the rate of one foot an hour how long will it take until the water covers over the ladder?

hehehhe...

never, assuming the ship isn't sinking

Well... yeah... But the real answer is :Never, because as the water is rising, the ship is too. Basically the same thing.

Ok another one!
Counting one number per second twenty-four hours per day, how long would it take to count to a billion?

About 3.2 years?

One billion seconds.

BugHuman wrote:

One billion seconds.

well if we go linux's way about this, it depends on
what number you start at...
personally i would start somewhere around
999,999,999

Goober wrote:

-theMbaude wrote:

vyrus@ubuntu wrote:

-theMbaude wrote:

But no, the answer is "A Candle."

Ok here's another one:
The rungs of a 10 foot ladder attached to a ship are 1 foot apart. If the water is rising at the rate of one foot an hour how long will it take until the water covers over the ladder?

hehehhe...

never, assuming the ship isn't sinking

Well... yeah... But the real answer is :Never, because as the water is rising, the ship is too. Basically the same thing.

Ok another one!
Counting one number per second twenty-four hours per day, how long would it take to count to a billion?

About 3.2 years?

Goob got it!

My router just fried.... literaly... Im using my crappy neighbor internet... Good enws is that im leaving in 2 and a half hours to france, so I will have another router. But this still sucks..

-theMbaude wrote:

My router just fried.... literaly... Im using my crappy neighbor internet... Good enws is that im leaving in 2 and a half hours to france, so I will have another router. But this still sucks..

/me feels sympathetic

if one of our 2 routers died i'd feel bad 2

vyrus@ubuntu wrote:

-theMbaude wrote:

My router just fried.... literaly... Im using my crappy neighbor internet... Good enws is that im leaving in 2 and a half hours to france, so I will have another router. But this still sucks..

/me feels sympathetic

if one of our 2 routers died i'd feel bad 2

I'd feel just as bad if one of his three girlfriends broke up with him....

Goober wrote:

vyrus@ubuntu wrote:

-theMbaude wrote:

My router just fried.... literaly... Im using my crappy neighbor internet... Good enws is that im leaving in 2 and a half hours to france, so I will have another router. But this still sucks..

/me feels sympathetic

if one of our 2 routers died i'd feel bad 2

I'd feel just as bad if one of his three girlfriends broke up with him....

as linux would say, you mean `` Gurlfriends ''

vyrus@ubuntu wrote:

Goober wrote:

vyrus@ubuntu wrote:

-theMbaude wrote:

My router just fried.... literaly... Im using my crappy neighbor internet... Good enws is that im leaving in 2 and a half hours to france, so I will have another router. But this still sucks..

/me feels sympathetic

if one of our 2 routers died i'd feel bad 2

I'd feel just as bad if one of his three girlfriends broke up with him....

as linux would say, you mean `` Gurlfriends ''

Looks like someone is paying attention to my msn status

⁶⁶ ``Gurl'' is clearly a portmanteau of ``girl'' and ``curl'', which means the curl of a field (magnetic or gravitational) produced by a girl. ⁹⁹

After Air France fcking up my flights... I finally made it. I took four planes today and a 4 hour drive. I am pissed beyond belief. Oh, and to top it all off, Air France lost my luggage! GAH!